On another note, today the AP reported that masked robbers broke into Russian tennis star, Anna Chakvetadze's (above) home, tied her up, and robbed the place of thousands of dollars of stuff. Now the fact of the matter is that I wondering why on Earth would anyone want to tie this sweet young woman up for any reason? I'd like to have been in the room when the geniuses came up with this idea. This is how it may have gone down:
Moscow Thug #1: Let's rob her crib. She's gotta have a bunch a junk lying around.
Moscow Thug #2: She might even be there when we hit the joint.
Moscow Thug #3: Well, we'll just have to tie her up.
Moscow Thug #1: Why?
Moscow Thug #2: Da! Why?
Moscow Thug #3: We just do. Tie her up. We've got guns and knives. She might have a tennis racket. She's dangerous. So we must tie her up. Have you seen her picture? Why wouldn't we tie her up?
Moscow Thug #2: But, we are only robbing the place. She is just a tennis player.
Moscow Thug #3: She's hot. She's dangerous. We have to tie her up.
You get the picture. Pure genius is the hallmark of Russian mobsters. Evident in this episode. Now does anyone need me to remind you that Moscow is the most corrupt violent city in the world?
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UH....I can think off several reasons but only with her permission! Would have nothing to do with robbery. Not much more to say on this one.
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