The US soccer team should dedicate this great loss to the late great Billy Mays. Who's next to go down? Vince, the Sham Wow guy? Wow!

Remember our best athletes play basketball and impregnate random women. Brazil's best athletes play soccer and fly heroin to the USA. Go USA

Only the American soccer team could blow a two goal lead in the 2nd half. We are well on our way to greatness in the World Cup next year!!!

The killer bees that were attacking the crowd have now turned on the US soccer team as they have more sting holes than Joan Rivers and they're down 3-2.

Well the US held that goal lead for another three minutes as their defense had more holes as the SC govenors Appalachian Trail story.

Does anyone even remotely think that at the rate that Brazil is attacking the US goal that the US will be able to hold their goal lead for 20 more minutes?

Why does it seem that no one is even remotely alarmed by the fact there is a giant swarm of killer bees that is attacking the crowd at this soccer match?

I anxiously waiting for someone to get headbutted in the chest in this soccer game. When does that happen? Can't wait. Only reason to watch

So I am watching the US-Brazil soccer final. The US is up 2-0. The play by play guy is as excited about this as an arranged marriage to a vampire.

I have seen on one mock NBA Draft that the Hawks are to pick Tyler Hansborough. If they actually do that then I will officially be done with this team.

The Yankees just got burned on one of the worst umpire calls ever. Ever. Charlie the HGH fueled testosterone gel addicted hamster could do better.

The Braves need to fire their hitting coach. I just watched a 13 year veteran swing at a pitch that was four feet in front of the plate.

Tommy Hanson pitched 5 1/3 shutout innings against the Yankees to go 3-0 for the Braves. Does anyone still think dumping Glavine was a bad idea?

The MASN people were giddy that there was a record crowd of 41,517 at the Nats-Red Sox game. Too bad 41,516 of those people were Sox fans.

I am so happy the US Open is finally over so I can stop hearing some drunk ass New Yorker yelling "IN THE HOLE!!!" after every single shot!

Hey! What's LeBron James doing playing at Wimbledon wearing a white dress? Oops! That's Serena Williams. My bad.

If you happen to be a fan of golf or tennis today is a real good day to be home sick. The US Open finishes (maybe) and Wimbledon starts. Wee

I'm home sick with my head hurting weighing 400 pounds with a fever to boot. How much worse can I get by watching daytime TV remains to be seen.

I'm watching "The Stand" on Chiller. I think we have our new female lead in hamster movie. Molly Ringwald's acting was absolutely stunning!

Its getting late in the Yanks-Nats game and Nats are leading by a couple of runs. Isn't it time for them to start blowing this game? C'mon!

I really hope that the Nationals don't fire Manny Acta. With the team on the brink of history it would be shame to ruin it. He's doing great

Look! Its Eli and Peyton Manning! They are the only people who could really afford those box field level seats at Yankee Stadium.

Hard luck Lannan is on the mound for the Nationals against Wang for the Yanks. They might actually have a chance to win this one. Damn it!

The Nationals have lost 4 in a row. Now we are back on pace towards the goal of 121 losses. You have to gut it out and keep losing, Nats!!

Where can I start my petition "If the Nationals lose 100 games, then they get sent back to Montreal"? This is the worst team I've ever seen

Anyone who doesn't believe that LeBron James isn't juicing should watch the Lakers-Cavs in '06 on ESPN Classic now. He's put on 400 pounds in muscle since then!

Is Los Angeles on fire yet? I need to know if there are cars on fire all around the Staples Center. Phil Hendrie must be really proud!!

Does anyone really believe that Kobe loves "that man" Phil Jackson? Really it's like me saying that I like having my face in a blender.

Where is the first car I can turn over and set on fire? I gotta find something to set on fire! Where is my AK? I need it to shoot it in the air!!

Only 72 seconds away from turning over cars and setting mattresses on fire in Los Angeles. Thank you Lakers for giving us another reason to set the city on fire

The Lakers are up by 15 with less than six minutes left. I'm getting my riot gear ready for the streets of LA. The city will burn bright tonight!

Good job Nationals! You found a way to blow a four run lead to grab defeat once again. It was a gutsy performance to get another loss!!

Good job Nationals! You found a way to blow a four run lead to grab defeat once again. It was a gutsy performance to get another loss!!

The Nationals have won 3 of their last 10. That's 3 too many if they are going reach the magic number of 121 losses. Pick it up, Nats!

Is it me or does the new reality TV show with MC Hammer have "unintentional humor factor" written all over it? Do we get to see those baggy pants???

Note to self: Never ever drive in a light car at 75 mph on the interstate in a hailstorm while listening to Ice Cube...if you want to live.

The folks from Western State are here at this training. They really need to let them out more often. They are looking more like patients everyday.

I have the sudden urge at this training to go Tony Montana, shake up a Coke can, open it while screaming "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!!!"

The law training drones on. It has fallen apart. Its fun watching lawyers arguing with non-lawyers about the law. Somewhere there is a blender calling my name.

I'm sitting in mental health law training. Its mid afternoon. I'm wondering why I didn't go to law school so I can wear ugly blazer outfits too.

I'm watching Wall Street, by far my favorite movies from the 80s. My second favorite? Revenge of the Nerds II, of course.

New Orleans mayor Nagin has been quarantined in China. He really should have been trapped in the 9th Ward during Katrina, not the Hyatt.

Screen Test For Charlie

There has been talk around the trailer park that we should consider someone to play Charlie. I was initially agaist it, but I have becoming willing to consider it. It is a tough role. It consists of playing a hamster in a non-animated and definitely non-family film. Apparently, Disney (another evil empire) is releasing a family flick involving guinea pigs. Believe me when those promos started showing up on TV I got all sorts of calls. Let me remind everyone that Charlie is a "hamster." Most importantly, Charlie uses performance enhancing drugs and goes insane. Definitely not a family film. We will also be using a real hamster and not a computer generated hamster. So it is a tough role. The actor that takes on this role has to have a full range and have a level of intensity that is similar to what a HGH and testosterone gel enhanced small hamster would bring. I weighed several ideas. I looked at Tood Bridges, any of the two Coreys, Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise, Vladimir Putin, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Billy Mays, and Bill Clinton. All were reasonable choices. I even considered playing the role myself as Charlie's life mirrors mine right now. In the end, the only reasonable choice would be Al Pacino. Below is a classic clip of Mr. Pacino in his (by far) his best role as Tony Montana in "Scarface". I am very sure that Mr. Pacino will not be coming in for a screen test, but that will not matter in the end. He is the clear choice. This clip shows his excellent range and intensity that could only be brought to Charlie's life. He will bring a sense of humanity to Charlie that will appeal to the audience even as Charlie uses all his powers to take down the Mid-West.





And a post on this blog is not complete without another exclusive clip from the film. This clip shows a younger Charlie with his brother just after completing his first cycle of HGH and testosterone gel. It is simply classic.

Denzel's Screen Test

Below is our first screen test for the un-named hamster disaster apocalyptic epic movie. Special K nominated using Denzel Washington as the male lead who takes it upon himself to go after Charlie after he goes on a HGH, testosterone, and estrogen fueled rampage of Kansas City and the Mid-West. We feel that Mr. Washington has the range necessary to fill the role of Charlie's pursuer. The below clip is from Denzel's classic flick "Training Day" as Mr. Washington decided that he was too good to do an in-person screen test. He stated that there is no other reasonable choice for the role besides himself. Little does he know that we have other candidates. We'll let the public decide as whether he really gets the role or not. By the way, the white guy in this scene is some dude named Ethan Hawke and after this film he simply vanished. I believe that he is in a UFO death cult now wearing a Snuggie.




Below is another special clip from the film. It shows the pure destructive power of a hamster who is strung out on HGH and testosterone gel who is heart broken over the death of his girl-friend by the hands North Korean terrorists. Truly powerful shit.

So doesn't Lance Armstrong have anything better to do after the birth of his new baby than give Twitter updates? Like maybe ride a bike.

Coming up this weekend the first "screen test" of a male lead candidate for the yet un-named hamster gone wild flick at http://fox4nxblog.blogspot.com

So is Kim Jong-un North Korea's Obama? He is in his 20's, likes Michael Jordan and J-C Van Damme. Somehow I think the answer is "no"

The exclusive teaser trailer of the giant hamster putting the smack down on KC is now up! Check it out at http://fox4nxblog.blogspot.com!!

Exclusive!!! The First Trailer Clip Of My New Hamster Disaster Flick!!!

Thanks to my new executive producer Scott “Special” K for getting this exclusive teaser trailer clip of my upcoming hamster disaster movie…

“Charlie had a good life…for a hamster. He had a great job as a big-time sports agent. He had a tall beautiful girlfriend. He was in love. Then his girl friend gets killed at the hands of ruthless North Korean terrorists wearing Mickey Mouse masks. Heart broken, bitter, angry, and jaded, Charlie goes on an HGH, testosterone, and estrogen binge and takes his revenge…on the helpless citizens…of Kansas City….”




“From new director Fox and executive producer Scott “Special” K comes this apocalyptic
epic of a hamster seeking the ultimate revenge for the death of his true love…”

This clip is a scene where Charlie finds out that his girl friend is killed and decides on his rampage. Classic filmaking at it's best. The following teaser trailer was turned down for obvious legal reasons.




And, of course this one...



We are still searching for the right male actor to star in this epic flick along side Charlie. We have looked at several options and we will be posting the casting call sessions. We are still taking suggestions on the male lead and also now the female lead. Keep those suggestions coming.

Special for tonight! Exclusive teaser clip of hamster wiping out KC flick! On my blog http://fox4nxblog.blogspot.com! Hamster strikes back

No, Tom Cruise will not be involved my hamster disaster flick. Never. I'm thinking having the Sham-Wow guy in the starring role. Perfect!

I've decided that the giant hamster smashing Kansas City movie MUST be made. Who is going to play lead actor who has to find the cheeseball?