Another night, another heartbreaking Braves loss when it means the most. Again under the drunk guy, the Braves do what they always do in big spots--fold.

Can someone tell me why Atlanta still has a NHL team? Nobody in the ATL cares about them. Most people in Georgia think a Thrasher is a monster truck.

Getting ready for the start of the NHL season tomorrow. Oh, right. My team has absolutely no chance at winning anything. None. Ever.

The fact that I am sitting through a day long suicide prevention training in Richmond is dripping with more irony than I can imagine. Fun times!

One of the funniest shows ever on TV? Martha Stewart Living. Remember the show where she set herself on fire? That was classic family TV!

If I had more patience and would not get myself sued every episode I would create a comedic TV gem on par with 60 Minutes, Alf, and Sesame Street.

Family Guy is probably one of the most under rated shows in TV history. There has not been an episode that I didn't laugh like I was criminally insane.

Oh now I get it. That's how they get away with this show and not get killed by a real gang running meth out of the desert. Its a "club" not a gang!! Sure, OK.

Watching this show makes me want to run out and join a motorcycle gang in Cali so I can run guns to Chico, drink excessively, and fall off my bike.

I have trouble watching Ron Perlman on this show as a motorcycle gang leader and not think of him as the Beast in that stupid show from the 80s

I'm watching Sons of Anarchy on FX. So how do Cali motorcycle gangs like being protrayed like Cali motorcycle gangs on TV? My guess it's a party for all!

Yes! Hot Tub With Bong And Underaged Girl King is in the game for a whole two plays. Leinart, you should go back to USC to be their QB

According to ESPNs NFL Coach Approval Ratings Skins coach Jim Zorn has the second lowest rating next to Eric Mangini with 8%. I must agree

We want Leinart! We want Leinart! We want Hot Tub With Bong And Underage Girl King! We won't rest till we see him hung over in the game.

What's not being talked about in tonights game: The Colts found a team in the Cardinals softer than they are. The Cardinals have 24 yards rushing tonight.

Does anyone out there think that Tony Romo will get 35 fantasy points Monday night against Carolina? OK, you can stop laughing anytime now.

Can someone tell me why Matt Leinart has not gotten caught with a bong in a hot tub with underaged girls yet? He's the king of that stuff.

The soft defensive line of the Colts is killing the even softer (like a Snuggie!) Cards line. Maybe we can see Hot Tub King Matt Leinart!

My putrid fantasy football teams are on pace to win all games this weekend. Good thing I did not go Crypt Keeper and start JaMarcus Russell

There is nothing worse than being stalked by a giant rabbit who is hooked on peanut butter cookies and battery acid that you owe money to.